I pulled in the driveway and the pool is straight ahead… he is standing in it naked and I’m like “WTF!”… So I turned teh high beams trying to figure out what he was doing… Then he proceeced to run his stark white ass about 1/4 acre to the door and I was still like “WTF!”… He ran up two flights of stairs before I even got in teh house and he was standing in teh shower and yes …
It was just like a turtle head… hiding…
He was fine after that…