i whip it out hardcore like porno flick bitches.
drifting, keeping the tire companies in buisness
zipties never looked this good
go fuck yourself
girls love cars that go sideways
burnt rubber smells good
no my car isn’t on fire
no smoke machine required
kickin it old school
stretched tires, just like your girlfriends asshole
look ma, no hands
because drag racing is boring
who let these guys in
is it bad that this is the my amusement for the night, and i’ve been talking to a girl all night :rofl
we’re not retarded, we go sideways on purpose
we failed our drivers test cause we drifted every turn
drifting, turning power slides into motorsports.
i like my girls vaginas like my driving style, sideways.
because hustling drugs is too dangerous.
we’re the reason the 3rd fast and furious was made.
i once had sex with a dolphin, i drifted home after.
because all the cool kids are doing it
this looked easier on the internet
who put that wall there?
your mom thinks im cute
hey you, look at me!!!
i jumped on this bandwagon cause all the cool kids were and they still think i suck
i wish tires were cheaper
scrounging around tire shop dumpsters is my new hobby.
i think i’m done…for now.