I know I will probably immediately regret asking this, but does anyone have any ideas on a slogan for Drift Hustle (for shirts, stickers, etc.)
Example would be the group Suislide has the slogan “Smoke tires not drugs”
even though this thread will probably be way off topic in about 1 minute, any clever ideas are appreciated
less grip more drift
less grip more slip
I do it sideways
drifting is like sex, they both wear out rubber
it’s only worth doing if you’re doing it sideways
Driving out of control is drifting in control
“girls like it when i hit it sideways” its a drift thing
Its not the tires screaming its the road crying
“More angle than a protractor”
“I like my car like I like my pussy, sidewayz” (Asians FTW :lol)
drifters do it sideways
bonesqueezer racing
drift or die
my way is sideways
get r’ sideways
shift to drift
sideways or the highway
“Out of the butt, and into the FUCK!”
I LOL’D hardcore to that one… 
rofl:rofl
How about Drift Hustle : Sideways bustle, or Drift Hustle : Rock the sideways bustle
i whip it out hardcore like porno flick bitches.
drifting, keeping the tire companies in buisness
zipties never looked this good
go fuck yourself
girls love cars that go sideways
burnt rubber smells good
no my car isn’t on fire
no smoke machine required
kickin it old school
stretched tires, just like your girlfriends asshole
look ma, no hands
because drag racing is boring
who let these guys in
is it bad that this is the my amusement for the night, and i’ve been talking to a girl all night :rofl
we’re not retarded, we go sideways on purpose
we failed our drivers test cause we drifted every turn
drifting, turning power slides into motorsports.
i like my girls vaginas like my driving style, sideways.
because hustling drugs is too dangerous.
we’re the reason the 3rd fast and furious was made.
i once had sex with a dolphin, i drifted home after.
because all the cool kids are doing it
this looked easier on the internet
who put that wall there?
your mom thinks im cute
hey you, look at me!!!
i jumped on this bandwagon cause all the cool kids were and they still think i suck
i wish tires were cheaper
scrounging around tire shop dumpsters is my new hobby.
i think i’m done…for now.
“We don’t have time for this chicken shit bull shit”
“We’re too pissed to give a SHIT!”
“Drift King died 15 years ago… and nobody gave a SHIT!”
Were all drunk
speak for yourself, i think of this grade a material sober.
the fuck u talkin about
Chode chompers
i didn’t know if you were saying it as a slogan or saying u were drunk thinking of these, so i decided to go with b and reply :retardclap
lol
no
I meant as the slogan. :lol
thanks tourettes guy
We drift because Murrdog9000 is a little bitch
i was gong for page 2 to be all me, u ruined it.
your full of original comments… keep em coming :retardclap
almost as good as the “I’m with stupid tee shirt”
so far I like the “zipties never looked so good”
good work slwrthnu, there are some real winners in there!