So i got called to this pool the other day..

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@Darkstar

OMG the most fucked up thing i may have ever dealt with. They called and said it was an emergency, as he was in the middle of having a big ass pool party. So i get to the pool, and I’m met at the door by this guy who says that the motor on the pool had burned up. So I go to open the strainer basket, and the thing is completely filled up with used condoms with large, brown streaks all over them. UGH! what the mother fuck? So I tell the guy that there’s no way that I’m cleaning them out. So he chuckes to himself and grabs a big handful of them. I’m pretty sure he was drunk, or at least I hope he was, cause he takes the handful of them and starts chewing on them. He goes on and on about how he likes my truck, and how he used to be in to cars and whatnot, think he said something about a Grand Prix… anywho I’m just trying to get the fuck out of this situation and he says to me “i need you to check out this liner, i think it may need to be replaced”. This is a pretty good money job for me, so I agree. I go out and this “pool party” is a bunch of dudes making out/gang fucking each other in the shallow end of this pool. Now, I do not judge, and I’ve been in some fucked up situations before, but never before have I felt my cornhole to be in serious jeopardy. They beg me to get in the pool with them, but I decline, respectfully of course (:ugh: ). Thank god my phone rang, and I made like I had to go. They said fine, but they asked me to take a picture for them first. The ringleader of the group screamed out “OK EVERYBODY. PRETEND LIKE YOURE SUCKING A DICK! ONE, TWO, THREE WEEEEE LOVE COCK!” :ugh2: :ugh2: :ugh2:

The guy gave me his e-mail addy and said that I have to send the pic to him. Do you think I should? I think it might be a sneaky way to try and get my e-mail address.

Wouldn’t have called you seeing how the owner of the pool owns a successful pool store in bethel park…I don’t think I need dragged into devins drama…