^^ Still nothing to show for it, this guy is kinda clever, but not clever enough, send 3 emails with confirmations and instructions on how to ship and contact the service, he is getting a package, just not what he wanted
Send him an email saying that you are going to hand deliver the package. Tell him to be waiting for you at that address in 3 days.
send him a turd?
http://www.shitsenders.com/order/
Send him a gallon of gorilla shit.
that’s funny.
bag-o-duesch…
DO-IT!
yep, the good old fake email paypal scam…
Toy with him a little more
i suaulyl have the scammers send the next day air check from nigeria to me, it costs them almost 100 bux to send it to me… then i tell them to f off
Lol good shit.
Poop in a box, then send it…hehe
thats seriously 7 requests including myself to send him shit, i think it will have to be done LOL
latest email:
>Hi,
>
>I got your mail, kindly check your paypal email very well and get back to me
because your money have been deducted from my paypal account.
>
>hope to hear from you soon.
>
>Cosmos.
I want screen shots, pictures and other documentation during the process. :tup:
UPDATE: So I have been getting on average 5 or 6 emails a day from this guy asking for the tracking number for the package so his son can get his birthday present… I responded with this email after all kinds of build up:
> Hey,
>
> Seems the item was accidently shipped to “Tatokou, Niger” and not Nigeria, I
> apologize for any convenience but your son is going to have to pick up the item
> over there! Its around the corner I am sure you guys will manage fine, enjoy the
> item!
>
And he responded with:
hey,
do you wanna play with me? if you don’t direct the item to my son in Nigeria i will report you to the FBI in the next 24hours.
So… whats the next step?
Say yes, you’d like to play with him. And make him take a picture of himself playing kickball?
Say that you have not received the funds, and tell him to fuck off?
I say really poop in a box and mail it to him.
Ask him what he wants to play?
tell him you work for the FBI, and that we really don’t handle cases like this, but if you want to report me for DHL messing up the package you will have to contact interpol.
^LOL! Play his game right back
only reason i didnt do the poop was because of health hazard to the workers, they dont deserve it, but Cosmos does!
ask him what it’s like to have aids?
I wont tell him to fuck off until I am completely done with everything, might as well drag it out and get his hopes up while I can
make up a pretend tracking number to string him along.
then delay and tell him he must have typed it wrong… you can play this on for a while - don’t forget to ask if he’s ever been to dubai.