this stupid kid where i used to work got himself a H22 prelude… has no idea how to drive it or any of that shit… so i tell him ill take him out and teach him how to drive it (read: sure, ill take your car out and beat the ever-loving piss out of it while you sit in the passenger seat and watch helplessly).
Theres a Vette show in town this weekend, so there are like 8 billion vettes running around and the kid wants me to race them all. Im like no. but were sitting at this red light, im revving the engine to try and catch the eye of some douche in an 79 Vette. Unfortunately i catch the eye of the redneck in the new dodge sitting on the other side of me… He rolls down his window and yells: If you think your little POS honda is so badass, why dont you run my HEMI!
So i tell the kid the best way to launch it so rev it to 6 grand and drop the clutch… buwahah
so i roast off the tires through all of first, and still smoke the redneck. what fun! i hate redncecks V8 drivers. actually i hate pretty much all V8 drivers. Especially SS camaro owners… super especially SS owners that include the color of their car in their screen name.
Originally posted by Darkstar this stupid kid where i used to work got himself a H22 prelude… has no idea how to drive it or any of that shit… so i tell him ill take him out and teach him how to drive it (read: sure, ill take your car out and beat the ever-loving piss out of it while you sit in the passenger seat and watch helplessly).
h22? if i remember correctly, you dont know how to drive one either… well considering you had a 2.3l with altezzas.
Originally posted by Darkstar Theres a Vette show in town this weekend, so there are like 8 billion vettes running around and the kid wants me to race them all. Im like no. but were sitting at this red light, im revving the engine to try and catch the eye of some douche in an 79 Vette. Unfortunately i catch the eye of the redneck in the new dodge sitting on the other side of me… He rolls down his window and yells: If you think your little POS honda is so badass, why dont you run my HEMI!
…the Vette guy is the douche?!?
Originally posted by Darkstar So i tell the kid the best way to launch it so rev it to 6 grand and drop the clutch… buwahah
so i roast off the tires through all of first, and still smoke the redneck. what fun! i hate redncecks V8 drivers.
I don’t know dude I was in one of those Hemi trucks and it was pretty damn fast. It was freakin awesome riding in the bed of the truck through dixmont.
Originally posted by Turbocharged I don’t know dude I was in one of those Hemi trucks and it was pretty damn fast. It was freakin awesome riding in the bed of the truck through dixmont.
there still heavy as shit and run the 1/4 in the 16’s
all in all there a awsome truck though… not ment for racing
but yeah… good job kicking that redecks ass i guess… sometims they will never learn the physics that there ARE fast imports…
