So I'm at work chowing down on some Planters...

[RedDawg]

try the one on the back of the jack link beef jerky.

I’m munching on it, saying how good it is to myself.

I read the back it says something about how the deceased animals that its made from were inspected, and did pass certain guidelines.

Its really oddly worded, but did use the term deceased animals.

roadkill has to go somewhere