Hey Baby… um, I think I broke the car…
-Ok… whats wrong with it…
Um, well when I give it gas everything is fine, but when I let off the gas the parking brake kicks in and the engine starts to make this funny sounding noise.
I see. Are you sure have it in D and not 2?
Um, yeah I’m, sure… I know how to drive Mike…
Ok… will you just look and check to be sure…
I’m sure… I kno… Oh, wait. Actually it is in 2. Oh ok it’s fixed now… love you bye…
Click
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tell the story again with a funny.
roflcoptor you need to put a low gear lockout on that car, use duct tape to stop the gear shifter from progressing past drive?
I so bad want to tell the story about my wife pushing the lawnmower around the yard without the blade spinning. Oops, I guess I just did. Oh how we (I) laughed together (at her). We laughed so hard that she never offered to cut it again… :doh:
But in her defense, she had never used the mower before, and it had a blade brake clutch.
she still read on here?
hilarious quote there. thanks jeff.
Automatic transmission :greddy:
Automatic transmission :greddy:
Not really. I guess I should go tell her I wrote this then.
Hopefully Mr. Darkstar will learn from my errors.
classic!
my wife thought putting the car in R meant the back tires spin. i laughed so hard she didn’t talk to me for a week.
your girlfriend is a stupid whore. Since when did Hookers drive their JOHNS ?
That’s something my girlfriend would call me about. I haven’t taught her how to drive a manual yet though.
LMAOnade. There is no defense, how far exactly did she get before she realized the grass was the same length as when she started?
Just a couple passes, then she called and said it wasn’t cutting good.
ok.
At least she noticed it, although if you had come home to an uncut lawn with mover lines in it, epic laughter would’ve ensued.
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Does she know how to release a parking brake?