so my girlfriend just called me.. v.womenRstoopid

[Shaggy]

@Darkstar

Hey Baby… um, I think I broke the car…

-Ok… whats wrong with it…

• Um, well when I give it gas everything is fine, but when I let off the gas the parking brake kicks in and the engine starts to make this funny sounding noise.

• I see. Are you sure have it in D and not 2?

• Um, yeah I’m, sure… I know how to drive Mike…

• Ok… will you just look and check to be sure…

• I’m sure… I kno… Oh, wait. Actually it is in 2. Oh ok it’s fixed now… love you bye…

Click

:kekegay:

your girlfriend is a stupid whore. Since when did Hookers drive their JOHNS ?