so my girlfriend just called me.. v.womenRstoopid

[dyingwish]

@Jeff95TA

I so bad want to tell the story about my wife pushing the lawnmower around the yard without the blade spinning.

But in her defense, she had never used the mower before, and it had a blade brake clutch.

LMAOnade. There is no defense, how far exactly did she get before she realized the grass was the same length as when she started?