Singh, TurboTravis, Jammer, his friend Jazz and myself went out to Ticonderoga last night. Met up with two more guys there. We hit up a couple of bars. Overall, not that many girls, its a very small town. We closed up one bar and went to another one down the street with the rest of the crowd. At the end, some local retard-o redneck decided he has a problem with us breathing his air. This idiot comes over and says “I will kick all four of your asses”, for like no reason! I just stood there going :wtf :crazy wondering whats going on. Sign has had a few drinks and wanted to handle it, but we convinced him that if you poke shit with a stick it will stink and prolly some will get on you. Jammer walked right up to him, got in his face and told him to have a good night and that were leaving. The guy basically had nothing, but we had no reason to start a fight, it’d have just been stupid. we took the mature way out and walked back to the car. At this point there were only 6 of us left, we all piled into Jammers SUV and went to drop off Travis and his friend. This is like around 3:30am or so and Travis has been steadily consuming alcohol since about 5pm. He’s good and sauced. As I’m putting settings into the GPS, Sign burts out laughing in the back and yells that Travis is pissing into a mailbox. :lol We all dart to the window and the son of a bitch IS pissing into a mailbox right near the SUV. 
rofl:rofl:rofl We all explode in laughter. Singh hangs out the window and starts yelling things out at Travis who I see from behind relieving himself straight into an open mailbox infront of him. I roll forward down the street to turn around so we can start heading back. As I turn the SUV around, we see Travis and his friend standing in the middle of the road. I slowly start rolling towards them, Travis turns around and starts taking pictures with his phone for some reason. When I was about 15 yards from him, I see him reaching for his pants and I think, oh great, we’re now getting mooned. Actually no…Travis proceeds to almost completely drop trou and underwear and pull his shirt up! At this point hes got pants around his ankles, shirt pulled up to his chin and hes shuffling towards the car right in the headlights! :lol:lol:lol:lol The guys scream at me to floor it, and we pull away. WOW, what a freaggin night! :ahh:ahh:ahh:ahh We all ended up seing Travis pretty much naked, almost got into a bar fight, but overall, great night! More of you need to come out.
damn so he really does think everybody needs to see his penis then
great story .wouldnt read again
Cliff notes?
Turbotravis pulled his penis out in front of a bunch of dudes again
:rofl
Sounds like a bunch of fuckin meat gazers that need to be kicked in the ass! Lol that’s just the rules! I’m in for the next night out, as long as Travis keeps his man meat in his pants.
LOL, yeah, I’m sure that I’ll talk to you guys (Singh Jammer and Vadim) all individually, and I wanted to apologize for the antics that took place at the 2nd bar. I realize that it was obviously beyond my control, but I feel bad that the night ended that way. That bar (Shooters) will never see a dime of my money again.
I hope the mailbox pee lightened up the mood a little:clap
We’ll do Toga before my Bday for sure. I’m good for paying for one hotel room.
Oh, the first bar was mad chill, right? I’ll spend many a drunken nights there in the future!
Listen, sometimes when your drunk your dick needs to come out. It happens, get over it. 
peeing in mailboxes is great.
i dont know wtf was up with getting naked, that needs some explaining if you ask me
other than that, a totally fucking lousy night, i wish i never went up there, shoulda hit albany or toga IMO
money wasted, hangover for nothin…
the girls didnt show me any love, that was fucked up
i was amped all night over that and i wasnt a happy camper
pretty much, this thread sucks i dont like anything of last night, i puked out jammers exploder and got it all over the place on the northway… very nice singh
:facepalm
they say u cant win them all… ok good but this was way worse than loosing
sounds hellashity. come to the BX
Yeah dude, like i was texting you, I really wanted to to Albany or Toga but myself and my friends from Ti had no where to stay and I really can’t spring for a hotel now, but we will make redemption soon no worries!
:lol
ya i’ll be down for comin to th city kramer, im goin on tuesday to escort some girl changing planes… after that i might be free or not idk , we’ll talk
it was chill, but im into dancin so its not my place, its good to go to in the start of the night to get a buzz goin
fuck dancing you brown homo
male escort? So thats what youre doing for cash these days.
Yeah for sure man, in a bigger town it’d be a good place to start the night!