Worst Night Out Ever - **FROM DIGG!**

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so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar. well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke so i helped him walk to the toilet but all the stalls were occupied. bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy and he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open and there’s this guy in there taking a shit. throws up ALL OVER HIM! then this is genius bryan thinks 'oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first. so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away. imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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OMG LOL Fantastic

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repost?

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Sounds classy.

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that sounds like a pretty fun night…

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yep not your story, I knew i heard it sometime before…

:fail:

Edit:
after a quick googling, found this on another forum

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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So how long did it take for your black eye to heal?

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i wonder what was going through that guy’s head

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so you made up a story? :picard:

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what a weiner

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LOL at the google ownage

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it was the guy’s own fault for shitting at a bar. Bad form.

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ban

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:lol: @ backfire!

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edit: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg

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IN

THis space for rent…

1st page, please PM for rates

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lol.

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:picard:

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lol yeah, let me tell you about the time that i won 8 gold medals in the olympics

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you sir have made my sig, your avatar had saved you for the past few weeks but this is the final straw.