lol @ the google search.
DOLT!
so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar. well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke so i helped him walk to the toilet but all the stalls were occupied. bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy and he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open and there’s this guy in there taking a shit. throws up ALL OVER HIM! then this is genius bryan thinks 'oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first. so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face and runs away. imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
No fucking way dood…are you fucking serious???
That had to be fucking INTENSE!!!
Wow…shit…fuck…wow…omg
Bro. It was craaaaaaaaaaaaazy!
Fucking shit dood…so glad to hear you are alright…wow…shit could have got fucking real fucking crazy
:bigclap: such a great sig
so any special reason im in your sig ?
i seen that in a movie
probably the immensenes of your suckitude
You are creepy.
You thought it was cool to touch my car in Carlisle like 5 years ago and try to explain what I had done to it with some douchebag with a bull horn and a microphone.
You are creepy.
annnnnd
You are creepy.
ah yea … carlisle … that was a drunken mess …
barefoot thruway rest stops?
i dont beleive that was carlisle
it wasnt… just putting it up there
oh god, i walked from the car to the pop machine w/o shoes on, cause they were soaked from my sweating my ass off in the car.
horrible, i know …
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
:picard:
So me n a couple broski’s headed downtown the other night to pick up some biddies. Well me and my broskis were all takin a shit in the bathroom you know, so when we all come out at once all the ladies can see us. So i hear these two wanna be ladies men come into the bathroom together (what the fuck, gay shit right?) and he slams into my door, so i turn around and act like im shittin so if the punks break in they can atleast see my fhuckin chains and haircut and shit, you know make em jealous. So they break into the door and im like WHAT THE FUCK MAN! and this dude throws up all over me, then the little bitch cold cocks me in the face im like whatever, you cant fuck up my face anyways, its too pretty. So they walk out, and all my broskis get out the stall at the same time.
Well anyways, they’re all like “What the fuck man, you’re all fucked up” So i take my throw up and wipe it all over them. And we go back out into the club and just like we planned, all the little biddies were starrin at us. Best night ever.
Rofl
From what I heard, it was all the way into the bathroom, with an incredibly cheap beer, at 9am.
And props to the sig Kyle. I haven’t made it yet? 