So what did you get your woman for xmas?

[cky89]

my GF dumped me a month ago so im single… i bought myself a cruise to Mexico and im chillin at my house in Miami… actually the whole fam. decided we’re not giving presents this year, amen!

lol, i bought myself an RC helicopter, a painting, the vacation, i bought myself a new dishwasher and tv for my condo. its nice not having to worry about presents, i wake up, go for a swim, eat lunch, take a nap, and later when i go to the mall i chuckle watching people frantically buy stupid stuff that people wont 1/2 like and will be begging for the receipt to return it, just for the sake of holidays. it feels good not wasting my money or effort/wasting it on myself for a change…

oh and giving a day at the Spa as a gift… great idea, my mom forced me to go last week, it was the first time i went, really relaxing, totally worth it, i want to go like once a month from now on…

Fuck you for living the life i want

I kid, but srsly