So what did you get your woman for xmas?

a kick in the cooch

Necklace she wanted.
Earrings she wanted that thinks sold out and I didnt get
Some books
Some Victoria Secret stuff, underwear, perfume, makeup, etc.

I dunno some other stuff I forgot already lol. Thankfully I keep a notebook somewhere of everything I bought everyone but I seem to have lost it.

a day at this spa in orchard park…$$$

NOTHING <3 being single

my GF dumped me a month ago so im single… i bought myself a cruise to Mexico and im chillin at my house in Miami… actually the whole fam. decided we’re not giving presents this year, amen!

lol, i bought myself an RC helicopter, a painting, the vacation, i bought myself a new dishwasher and tv for my condo. its nice not having to worry about presents, i wake up, go for a swim, eat lunch, take a nap, and later when i go to the mall i chuckle watching people frantically buy stupid stuff that people wont 1/2 like and will be begging for the receipt to return it, just for the sake of holidays. it feels good not wasting my money or effort/wasting it on myself for a change…

oh and giving a day at the Spa as a gift… great idea, my mom forced me to go last week, it was the first time i went, really relaxing, totally worth it, i want to go like once a month from now on…

cock.

AIDS (its still a secret)

hahaha. How do you wrap that? ziiiiiinnnnng!!

I’ll drink to that!
:jam:

i got him winter classic tickets, a position a day book and a bonsai tree just for fun.

I got the man
-some sweaters, snow shoes, under armour for jogging, 6 car wash gift cards, crew shampoo, and i can’t remember what else because i gave him his gifts like December 5th lol

:funny:

I got engaged this summer, 1,800 bucks gone on a ring, 400 left for a wedding dress, just dropped 300 on another ruby and diamond ring for christmas, and then lost of other shit. This has been an expensive year, good thing i’m deployed and can afford it.

X2

haha i have that. and FYI some things in there are not physically possible!!!

slippers and a dildo

i noticed that when i was looking through it…if someone can really do those things i’d really like to shake their hand.

i got the axe from my gf of almost 4 years today. well at least she did it before i gave her her gift, cunt rag.

i would have waited until after the gift exchange.

but what did you get her.

you really spoil me