who all missed me while I was on vacation 
welcome back
:sex:
uh o. Sammy’s back!
you left :dunno:
nope
ya
i noticed the increase of gheyness since you posted.
I missed you like I miss genital warts.
Damn it I thought I had u on my block list :rant:
Sammy, I missed you! 
sucks to be you… :kekegay:
and you are???
you where gone awhile, did you get kidnapped in cambodia?
my car is faster then urs thats all u need to know :finger:
I missed u to 
No I was hiding from people like u 
his 58 year old bondage partner croaked in the middle of their bi-weekly coke fueled all night fuckfest and left poor sammy all tied up in the basement of a lonley widower. He layed there for 3 weeks with the rotting corpse of his manpartner still vigilantly filling up his cornhole. It wasnt until the maggots started crawling out of the foundation of the building that anyone noticed something awry. When the cops finally broke in, most of them didnt know whether to laugh or to throw up… most laughed, at least until the smell hit them, then it turned for the worse.
either that, or he bought a bootleg naked picture of Dale Earnhart Jr. from a guy living in his van at a NASCAR race, and a 55 gallon drum of KY warming lubricant and locked himself in his room for 6 months…
Cliffs: Yeah, I missed Sam. :love:
thats not saying much these days… :hs:
I cant believe I actually read all that :bash: