something i notice that makes me mad

I love the Sable and Cobalt that I see every now and then around TOT. Totally stock 4 door family sedans, completely generic looking transportation, yet their owners for whatever reason decided to bolt park benches to their trunk lids. I just can’t fathom waht would posess someone to do that. Yeah yeah, ricer blah blah blah, but a big gaudy spoiler on an otherwise generic car just looks sooooo out of place I can’t grasp the concept.