I’m surprised there is no thread about Steely McBeam yet.
Opinions? I haven’t heard from anyone yet who likes it.
http://news.steelers.com/article/79593/
Stupidest.
Name.
Ever.
X gazillion.4
There isnt a thread yet b/c everyone thinks it stupid as fuck
But I will say…if it make Kids happy then I am for it.
Fair enough.
x2
Steely -> Steelers, duh…
Mc -> a tribute to the Irish components from our steel town…
Beam -> Jim Beam, because Pittsburgh is full of drunks…
if true
taking children to a steelers game is like taking them to a bar with drunken sailors. steeley macbeem is almost as gay as heinz ward sayin how the bus ride from latrobe to south side was a good test for the team to see if they could face adversity.
I started going to steeler games at 7. I think i turned out all right
Iceberg and the Penguins Patrol (aka slutty broads) > Steely McStupid
is it me or does his face look like our old coach Bill Cowher
werd
They had helmets and on a bus. heinz wards one liner. See a Pattern ?
not really :kekegay:
correct
the CHIN
took it from shaggy’s pornstar name
exactly what i was thinking
Should have called him Useless.
I can see it now…“dude, get outta the way! I’m trying to watch the game!”
the steelers mascot should be a sloppy drunk white trash yinzer… thats an acutarate potrayl of the sity
They can try to make Steely McBeam thrive in Pittsburgh, but chances are the high costs associated with the union mascot workers, along with foreign competition, will force him to be shut down and replaced with a lesser quality, but significantly cheaper Chinese mascot. 
By that definition, McBeam is redundant, it’s just 2 different ways to say that Pgh is full of drunks.
I think his name should be:
McUnion Wages Rustbelt
That or they should just get some cheerleaders like every other NFL team, nobody would complain about that.