Teh new project... like i need another

[bald1one]

@Old Dirty Georg

A mythical beast that enjoys ticking off his wife while trying to impress two strange drunk guys in a Red Lobster parking lot by doing a “burn out” in a minivan. Then he enjoys fixing the parking brakes of said minivan in the parking lot of a Sam’s Club with an emergancy kit purchased by the drunk strange guys at the Sam’s Club while they giggle and offer no real help (and in fact, are making matters much much worse by their non-action and playing peek a boo with the kids in the back seat).

When not doing that, he can be seen laughing at the paint job of a certain riced out 'ccord because it’s 3 different colors and giving low ball offers on a certain 'maro. :mullet:

LOL HAHA …sounds lke something i would do…you should write stories for small children