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“I have had it with the airport security checks. They make us remove more and more clothing, while letting us take less and less on board. Soon we’ll be shelling out $1000 for the privilege of traveling naked in a three-foot caged pen. We won’t be allowed to eat, drink, or pee during the flight. Communication will be prohibited, except for furtive glances with the flight attendants – who, incidentally, will be robots with tasers”