The "Girlfriends are stupid bitches" Thread.

Very right, but serioulsy, its a PITA… its like okay, your heated, naked, the snatch is right there, then your like fuck I gotta put a condom on, your ripping the package and puttin it on, by that time your at like half mast and you gotta get a little work up again…

:lol exactly. and like u cant get it on ahead of time, cuz thats now how they work. just a general pain in the ass. id rather deal with that, than my cock rotting off, you know? LOTS of things floating out there today. kinda scary.

You know how I know you’re still a virgin?

You can’t just type SEX.

:stfu I’d be suprised if you could get it up with all the moldy pot

Pff mold is an aphrodisiac.

lmao… so a fungus on your cock is a good thing?

:wtf

only if its producing penicillin

D-

how would smoking mold lead to fungus on your cock?

Convenience at it’s finest.

D-? I guess sucking it right off the source didn’t work for you.

you fail at being funny

I guess you’re right. Teach me how to be like you? :bowdown

It’s not something one just learns, it’s an acquired skill.

Acquiring skill is the definition of learning. Biggest fail in thread to date.