THE most useless talent: Yours?

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@goneinsixtyseconds

i was just kidding you know, but you trying to do that just made it all worth while to make up random shit

Itzzz whad I do-- If I make people happy, I don’t mind embarrassing myself:R

For a guy… (even girl maybe?)

Is it:

Possible to go #1, AND #2 instantaneously?