The Ten Most Annoying Car Owners

Source: Jalopnik

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10) Toyota Prius Owners

Typical Conversation: “You really should get rid of that regular car. You know I get 40 miles per gallon? And that’s just around town! This car is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. And I’m doing the world a favor. I don’t pollute at all, and it’s so quiet! The neighborhood’s not noisy anymore. That’s right, my Prius is quiet, and it’s fighting off Global Warming. You’re welcome.”

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9.) Subaru WRX Owners

Typical Conversation: “So the other night I’m out in the Scoobie, blasting down that road through the woods, and I hit this pile of leaves, hung the tail out real wide, then slapped it back in line with a little more throttle. I’m cruising along when this guy comes up behind me in a Porsche… Looks like he wants to race. So I back off, let him catch up, and we’re goin’ at it for the next mile or so when all of the sudden he backs off real fast. I’m thinkin ‘Guess he learned his lesson’ and then- bam. Reds & blues all over my back bumper. Dude must’ve called 'em, told 'em where I was… Sore loser.”

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8.) BMW E46 M3 Owners

Typical Conversation: “You see that loser out there in the lot with that S4? Pshh, whatever bro. His hair was all messed up too. Sorry I picked you up late, I was working on mine. What? Nah, not the car, bro. My hair. You crazy? I can’t just go out without that gel! No man, you shut up! And put on a real shirt. Yeah, more tigers and sequins and skulls. Nah bro, you look stupid. Watch the door gettin’ out. That’s a high curb.”

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7.) Honda Civic Si Owners

Typical Conversation: “Yo, check it. You feel that? No? Hold up, lemme do it again. Now? That’s that VTEC, dude! Yo how about these lights, man? I wired that up myself. Fresh as hell. Yeah, and I got those sweet new springs on there, dropped like, two inches. Hella flush. Tight. Rollin’ on Roti 18s, man. You don’t even know. See my wing out the rearview? Nah, that is the wing. It blocks the mirror, dude. That’s legit imitation carbon fiber, son.”

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6.) Lifted Powerstroke Ford Truck Owners

Typical Conversation: “WOOO!!! I love me some blue oval! Forget them Government Motors pansies, buncha commies. This is a real 'Merican truck! And now that I got this lift kit on it, I can go out in the swamps and pull out those Mopar sissies. That’ll show 'em.”

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5.) Old British Car Owners

Typical Conversation: “Ugh… Where’s that wiring smoke coming from? Gonna have to go order another can… C’mon MGB, just turn over… What the- where’d all that oil come from?! And what’s that wire hanging out from under the dash? Not again… You’re so impatient! Your Corolla may be ‘more reliable’ but I’d rather be in a car without air conditioning in a car that doesn’t run than something with no personality, I don’t care how close your contractions are.”

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4.) Mid-Life Crisis Special Edition Corvette Owners

Typical Conversation: “Hey, you wanna ride in my 'Vette? No? What, is it the bald spot? Don’t you know what this car is? It’s the Indy 500 Pace Car edition! There were only 500 made! It’s matching numbers! With factory air conditioning! So what if it’s a horrible purple and gold combination, it’ll be worth thousands in a few years, you just wait! And then you’ll be bald too! And old! And no creepy older guys will ask you to ride in their 'Vettes! That’ll show you…”

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3.) Mazda Miata Owners

Typical Conversation: “Girls’ car?! Hell no! It’s the modern reinterpretation of the classic open-top sports car. But with Japanese reliability. And it’s rear wheel drive. And it’s great on the Autocross course! I know, it’s small, but once I get those stiffer springs on there, it’ll handle even better. It just feels like an extension of my body, you know? And it’s not a chick car. Don’t ever say that again.”

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2.) Volkswagen Owners

Typical Conversation: “Actually, Volkswagen fixed a lot of their reliability issues years ago. Yeah, it runs great! You really should go try one. And they’re so fuel-efficient! Now that I’ve got that check engine light on the dash taken care of- oh, no. There wasn’t actually anything wrong with the car, the mechanic said it just happens sometimes. But they really have gotten a lot better. I love my Volkswagen!”

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1.) Saab Owners

Typical Conversation: “It’s got decades of rally experience in it, and a turbo. And you really just can’t beat Swedish engineering. Sure, I’ve spent more than an afternoon underneath it, but I like to think of those times as investments. I’m investing in my unique lifestyle. You don’t see that many Saabs out there, but when you do, you know what it is. And then you see it disappear down the road, fast.”

thank god im not the typical VW owner.

although i do think the ordering is a bit off. prius owners and bmw owners are probably the worst

glad to see in only on the list once: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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strikingly similar to this:

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agreed. i cant stand the hybrid owner mentality. they piss me off.

hybrid owners would be very displeased with you drag racing one.

you should see the nonsense i got for putting the rims on. if you do any mod that’s not for getting MPGs, they go rape ape crazy.

oh i bet. gotta streamline it!

yup, because i follow the trends, and brag about reliabiity all the time.

dont be mad because you are running 13s now :hug

HEY HEY!!! 12.7 if you’re going to insult me.

I’m just busting your balls homie, you threw it out there and it was WAYYYY to easy. :hug

now leave me alone, i’m busy doing more mods to make my car slower. 13s all night next week for sure!!!

ha. too bad i wont see it. i keel you, now back to the douche bag prius drivers!

:rofl :rofl :rofl FUCK Prius drivers, i cut them bitches off all the time.

the convos for each car are very well done

I bury them in coal every time I see them… It helps that my plate says “I POLUTE”

LMFAO!!!

amazing, although prius owners should be number 1.

oh and my car is quiet too, does that make it good for the environment lol.

your car is probably one of the worst.

I was scrolling down the list saying.

Umm #6-nope #5-nope #4-nope #3-nope #2-nope, what do you mean we’re not on the list #1 facepalm

but it’s quiet!!! lol…i laughed one day when i parked between a prius and an insight on river st in troy, any little good those hybrid’s were doing i was negating by driving my rotary motor.

burning oil by design is good for the world :lol

HAHA! nice. also, the check engine light just means its working, if it flashes it means its not working.

Honestly, I thought I had the ugliest wheels GM offered on the C5, but according to the Pace Vette pictured above I was wrong.

Take my wheels, dip them in yellow, and NOW you have the ugliest wheels ever made by GM.

BIG FUCKING PLUS REP! awesome plate hahaha even if its a strokin :rockon