yeah, I know, Country music fucking blows… but the lyrics to this song are funny as hell…
“Back when a hoe was a hoe
coke was a Coke
And crack’s what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I’m down with that
Well it meant you had the flu”
I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size.
Well, I’ve been known to cause a few break ups
And I’ve been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
Chorus:
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
Been makin’ the bars lots of big money
And helpin’ white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
College, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You’ll never remember with me
Alcohol alcohol.
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man’s embarrasing speach
And also for those naked pictures
Of you at the beach.
I’ve influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemmingway write like a did
I’ll bet you a drink or twothat I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head.
‘Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
Been makin’ a fool out of folks just like you
And helpin’ white people dance
I’m medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You’ll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol.
I like country… I’m starting to tire of it…
I cannot afford to buy CD’s… and downloading is not something I do… Therefore I am forced to listen to radio. When I get tired of one genre I just start listening to another! For free!
what amazes me is that no one out there (minus a few) can fuckin take a picture i can tolerate… fuck, some of those are like scans of newspapers… i’ll take a chick with a digital camera and the ability to post a picture.
theres only two types of music that I absolutely cannot stand. Country and Emo. I’d rather listen to a dentist drilling into my tooth sans novacaine than listen to either. That, and whatever the fuck My Chemical Romance is. I’d stab those faggots if I ever met them.
i thought the same thing until I heard the whole CD. “I’m not Okay” can grate on your nerves, but “Helena” and the album filler are top notch. When it comes to emo, I always liked The Smiths… so I can get into the newer emo groups if they have catchy melodies and smart lyrics. That being said, I hate Dashboard Confessional, Saves the Day, and any of that kind of emo…