speaking of jam, he has a rusty pocket knife he paid $2 for. i’m sure he’ll let you borrow it for this.
^ ehhh you guys might not wanna touch that. jam and i went on an adventure…aaaannnnddd…so did that knife…
Capture it.
that was quite the adventure… my butthole/earlobe/bellybutton/nostral still twitches from time to time. way to deep.
post that pic of your intake manifold! ON A HUGE BAG OF FUCKING DOG FOOD!
ill help contain a raccoon with my manly man rifle if you help me catcha mouse in the ritz named hershel. he wears a top hat and carries a cane and the little fucker isnt paying rent!
still waiting for the post “and this was the first time i got rabies”
That sounds about right
Hit him over the head with the huge fucking waterski.
you guys still haven’t caught hershel?
no. i was going to lay traps, but newman fucking bitched about it. he thinks the mouse is cute.
yea i know. he is kinda cute though. he was on the stove the other night when i was there snacking on the rachels’ pizza.
I am buying one soon. I found a breeder locally 
i can run pretty fast with a breakfast burrito
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for you or the racoon?
him
shoot paintballs at it or use your dart blower