There's a million reasons why I want a g/f. And just two reasons why I don't...

dude. that is known personality trait of pedophiles. and actually now that i think about it. you are one.

Family must be exempt from those rules.

I’m glad I have a daughter, but damn when she’s 12-21 years old I’m gonna be pulling my hair out.

Her first date is going to be the exact moment when all those grimaces from don’s catch up with you and your arteries will explode.

Why do you have to hate on the Bermuda jean shorts?

  • david spade

Exactly why I don’t want to have a daughter, lets just say, between those years, I’ll be sitting up at night with a shotgun.

Why do you think I hang out with you so much?

Its so in 14 years when I show up to your door, for your daughter…you don’t kill me. You will remember all the times we laughed…and how good the sex was.

lmfao…that’s so brutal.

LOL Beck. It’s a good thing my little sister is too old for you.

HAHA. I only ate the 2/3 lb Don’s burger today, but I’m also eating a ton of fries and an order of fried shrimp.

Holy shit Hahahahahaha!

beck, we need to hang out more

Dude me, pat, my 15 year old, and the one shes bringing for him, are all going to TITS tomorrow.

You should come. All her friends make me “schwing”.

find me. i’ll be there. <3