Things I have learned from watching Television news about Hurricane
Katrina.
1. The hurricane only hit black family's property.
2. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was
affected by the hurricane.
3. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
4. New Orleans has no white people.
5. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an
Alabama resident.
6. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen
TV.
7. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to
New Orleans: now the city is on welfare, looters and gangs
are running free and they are in your city.
8. White folks don't make good news stories.
9. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help
rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't
given you a debit card yet.
10. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane
rescue efforts.
11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come
get you and give you money for being stupid.
12. Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.
13. Oh, and it is all George Bush's fault!
14. If you want an $800 purse & you received your debit
card, this is the way to get it.
15. If you are two black policewomen & are looting a K-Mart
store, remember to take off your uniforms!
