One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White
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> > House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been
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> > sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine
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> > standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and
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> > meet with President Kerry.” The Marine looked at the
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> > man and said, "Sir, Mr. Kerry was not elected and
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> > would not reside here. "The old man said, “Okay” and
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> > walked away.
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> >
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> > The following day, the same man approached the White
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> > House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go
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> > in and meet with President Kerry.” The Marine again
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> > told the man, Sir, Mr. Kerry was not elected and would
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> > not reside here. " The man thanked him and, again,
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> > just walked away.
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> >
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> > The third day, the same man approached the White House
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> > and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying “I
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> > would like to go in and meet with President Kerry.”
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> > The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
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> > looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third
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> > day in a row you have been here asking to speak to
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> > President Kerry. I’ve told you already that Mr. Kerry
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> > was not elected and would not reside here. “Don’t you
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> > understand?”
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> > The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I
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> > understand. I just love hearing it.”
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> > The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
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> > “See you tomorrow.”
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