newman, stop being a negitive nancy. you really should make posts about the things you do like.
like when i ride you like a horse, slapping your ass and call yelling “high ho silver”.
or
Remember when you had the crabs and the only thing that made you feel better was this lotion? Well I found another use for it. It feels so good it makes me wanna sing! Just like that night we spent in the tattoo parlor in Chicago!