the hand, I need both my feet to move about.
eat a freshly picked scab off the leg of a hobo or crap your pants at 8am and not do anything about till you get home from work at 5pm.
um the shit your pants one because we’re talking possible hivz here…thats nasty dude.
when shitting whilst drunk you feel the urge to vomit do you:
vomit between legs whilst shitting or get off the throne and vomit onto your shit and hope you dont shit even more outside of the toilet whilst heaving…
if using the trash can was an opition I would use that, but since it’s not, I would just puke between my legs just because that’s how I roll.
drink a pint glass full of a mans ball sweat or eat one tablespoon of the same mans boogers?