This or That?

Q: This or that?

A: That.
“That” because it sounds better then “this.”

as exampled above…pick one of the choices, and try to give an explanation why you choose it.

and after your answer to the post above you, you post a question of “this or that”

to start off…

Blonde or Brunette?

For sex, either works.
For an actual companion, brunette. I say that because I think 99% of the time, the brunette, although possibly bitchy, will make a better ‘mate’.

As for banging, I’m an equal opportunity kinda guy.

BMW or Mercedes?

before 1990: mercedes, they were built better and with more craftmanship then they are now
after 1990: bmw, dont need to say anymore

GM or Daimler Chysler(Chrysler now)???

Chrysler- the new Caravan/T&C is fucking sweet, especially w/ the lifetime powertrain warranty (if you don’t see all the fine print).

Real or fake boobs?

real, but if i can touch them they are real

coke or pepsi

PEPSI
but when it comes to the root beer coke with their Barq’s RB

Wendy’s or McD’s

Wendy’s, spicy chicken sandwich and jr bacon cheese burgers

Cable tv or satellite ???

TW cable with DVR better than satelite!!!

DD coffee or Stewert’s Coffee

DD’s, stewarts coffee is ok but it makes my burps taste like vomit, yuk.

for winter driving

Studded snows or all seasons?

Studded, it’s awesome to be that guy.

Super car or super girl?

Edit: Dream Car or Dream girl, if you prefer it that way.

bump :stuck_out_tongue:

dream car because cars cant turn you down.

candy cane or candy corn

candy cane bc it lasts longer :ninja

tootsie pops or blow pops

blowpops ftmfw

borat or ali g

ali g because i wish i was black too

tits or ass

PIITBFTMFW… Game Over.

Light skin er Dark skin?

light skin because i dont like brown chicks

:shifty or :benny

:benny because you can eat rabbits

A paper cut in the corners of your mouth or three consecutive kicks in the nuts?

although they are 2 of the worst feelings in the world, id have to say paper cuts in the corners of my mouth because i think thats less pain than 3 kicks to the sack…

jail for 20 years or dying while running from the cops after multiple broken laws

Jail for 20 years, the power to hold onto life is a strong thing for some, myself included.

Would you rather be shot in the hand of the foot?