Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.
The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures. Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin. But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.
‘I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,’ the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.
‘I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.’
Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.
“i saw the eel enter my penis…but there was nothing i could do (sighhh) ohhh wellll. i didnt know animals could be gay. it looked like a guy eel i guess… ill just let him be, i dont have health insurance so there is nothing i can do…ill just hold my pee for a while and maybe he will want to come out. eels can never make up their minds.” / pjb
I ejaculated a grain of rice size kidney stone, or some kind of calcium deposit, while boning my girlfriend a few weeks ago. Most painful shit I’ve ever felt. The doctor said I’m fine though. Oh well.
