[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:32,topic:24729"”]
Should have given him a Roman War Helmet.
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Roman War Helmet:
The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the “ender to all wars.” Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory