Who else would bash his wife?
Tiger gets a Buick pretty much for showing up in tournaments. What the hell is he doing in a Escalade?
Gated communities are private property so I am thinking he won’t be charged unless one of the land owners presses charges, with that said, I am not an attorney. Even if someone is drunk they can drive on private property (if no one minds lol).
I think you may be on to something here. Wife attaxed his ass lets face it. Her story of needing to brake the window with a golf club to extract him would be akin to her saying, "his junk wuz cut off on accident, I must have clipped it while had to jawz-of-life the dood out of a 6000LB body-on-frame SUV for hitting a kids bike that was left in the driveway.
WTF does that say? Jesus christ that’s fucking horrible.
I think that Buick nixed the tiger woods sponsorship due to the economy. He hasn’t been driving that POS in a while.
I don’t want to alarm you, but you may be retarded.
:suckoff:
I would expect nothing less for any athlete who is the best in the sport they are and also has made more money than any other athlete in the world.
I think she looks kind of manly.
Anyone else think its crazy that TMZ knows everything before CNN, ESPN, Yahoo, etc? How does Harvey do it?
TMZ gets paid to harass and follow celebrities. News networks typically waitto get leads or contacted my a public relations person by celebrities.
Moral of the story, if you’re going to lie to try to cover up your wife kicking your ass over your infidelity at least make the lie believable. Sure Tiger, she smashed out the back window to get you out of the drivers seat, and your face got all bloodied up from the crash despite there being no blood on the car.
Just admit she whooped your ass and while trying to run away you crashed then move on. 
I wouldn’t take that shit if I was him…sure she’s an amazingly hot blonde but there’s plenty more where she came from if you’re Tiger Woods…damn.
I’d have a pre-nup that says “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”
The Florida Highway Patrol is seeking a search warrant for hospital records that would document the treatment Tiger Woods received after an auto accident early Friday morning, TMZ.com has reported, citing unnamed sources.
The Florida state police, according to the Web site’s report, want to determine if the injuries Woods sustained resembled those from an auto accident or domestic violence.
The state police think they can show probable cause of a crime during the events that unfolded Friday, the report said, and the crash remains under investigation.
Woods broke his public silence on the incident Sunday on his Web site and took the blame for an “embarrassing” car crash that gave him cuts, bruises – and public scrutiny like never before.
His statement failed to clear up any questions about the middle-of-the-night accident outside his Isleworth estate in which his wife told police she used a golf club to smash the back windows of the Cadillac SUV to help him out.
“This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me,” Woods said on his Web site. “I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.”
The statement was posted around 2 p.m. Sunday, about an hour after Woods’ attorney told the Florida Highway Patrol that for the third straight day golf’s No. 1 player would be unavailable to talk to troopers.
This time, the meeting was not rescheduled.
Woods said the crash was a private matter, and he intended to keep it that way. His attorney, Mark NeJame, said neither he nor Woods will make comments to anybody – including the authorities.
“Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible,” Woods said. “The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.”
Woods is scheduled to compete at his Chevron World Challenge, which starts Thursday in Thousand Oaks, Calif., although his tournament director did not know Woods’ status for the tournament – whether he would play or even attend.
Woods also was scheduled to hold a pretournament news conference Tuesday.
The 911 caller was interviewed by police Saturday, and investigators might speak with other people who were at the scene as well.
The FHP released the 911 call from an unidentified neighbor on Sunday.
“I have a neighbor, he hit the tree. And we came out here just to see what was going on. I see him and he’s laying down,” the neighbor told dispatchers without ever identifying the victim as Woods.
Asked if the victim was unconscious, the neighbor replied, “Yes.”
Part of the call was inaudible because of a bad connection. At one point, the voice of a woman is heard yelling, “What happened!”
“We’re just trying to get the police here right now,” the neighbor says to the woman. “We don’t know what happened. We’re figuring that out right now. I’m on the phone with the police right now.”
According to the FHP accident report, Woods had just pulled out of his driveway when he struck a fire hydrant and then a tree. Woods said he had cuts, bruising and “right now I’m a little sore.”
The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.
The woman, Rachel Uchitel, denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by The Associated Press.
LMAO
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger Apologizes on his Website
Here is the full message released on Tiger Woods’ website Wednesday morning:
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.
:tup: although totally unnecessary. i hate people who felt an apology to the public was deserved. so stupid.
Good reply