I’d be more like “I absolutely did fuck that chick. I am not apologizing because I’m proud of it. In fact, there are many more that you guys don’t even know about. My wife is pissed, but she’s married to Tiger Woods. There are certain things you just have to deal with if you’re in that position, and if she no longer wants to there are hundreds of potential replacements waiting. No, I do not plan on stopping, and no, it’s none of your business.”
And then she has grounds to leave w/ half of your stuff…
If i was an idiot and didn’t get a pre-nup. If/when I become wealthy, if I’m stupid enough to get married it’s going to say “Take what you started with, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”
The truth in this matter may be even more severe than that.
http://abovethelaw.com/2009/12/tiger_woods_must_keep_his_mout.php
This is the biggest proof of the power of punani. Tiger is mentally tough, very disciplined, and has more to lose than 99.999999% of men AND HE STILL SECUMBED TO THE POWER OF PUNANI!!!
Scary stuff.
LOL
fixed. I think it reads with a little more umph now
:tup:
fixed 
Update… Rachel Uchitel is not his mistresses… she is a madam (PIMP) and that’s why she hired a lawyer so quickly. Looks like Tiger cheated with the skank from Tool Academy and maybe even some high priced hookers.
I LOVE IT!
Im eagerly awaiting the txt messages to surface.
Haha, I’d take Phil’s wife over any of them, cancer and all. Plus she’s into overweight white dudes :tup:
I heard that story too, but you can’t be sure about all these wannabe-reality stars coming out of the woodwork claiming they blew Tiger over at Hole 19.
Or that they were Hole 19… :rimshot:
Why in the world would you fuck a cocktail waitress? Jesus christ.
Bang someone from the coz crew
Assigned to: Adam Beck
What difference does it make what her occupation is? Are you saying a model/actress/heiress is any more respectable a lay?
Have you ever seen some of the cocktail waitresses in Vegas? :angryhump:
I know why I would fuck a cocktail waitress. That’s not the point.
Why would the world’s most dominant, powerful and wealthiest athlete fuck a cocktail waitress. I understand she may be hot. She’s also POOR and probably loves attention. She also probably doesn’t understand that you don’t really like her.
McNair.
I can tell you why. If I’m Tiger Woods and want to catch an easy lay I wouldn’t risk the spotlight of even a minor celebrity. Its much safer to wrangle up some equally hot, yet anonymous, waitresses.
She’s anonymous to you.
It doesn’t work the other way around.