Tiger woods in serious condition after car crash

She’s also anonymous to the paparazzi. Who would you cheat on your wife with if you were famous?

a) Hot co-ed working for tips in your local coffee shop

b) C-lister who wants to use your cock to parlay into her next reality TV show

In any case, it doesn’t seem to matter anymore. Once the opportunity to cash in presented itself, even the barrista will sell out.

McNAIR.

to answer your question, neither. I’d do it with an A-lister or a homeless woman who nobody would notice if she went missing.

Or I’d realize my wife was hot as fuck and I have too much to lose.

Who’s going to be riding my dick for money? Jamie who works at starbucks 60 hours a week because she needs to scrape together enough money for rent and brags to her friends about fucking you.

or

Jessica Simpson.

Take even the hottest woman in the world and I guarantee there’s a guy out there who’s tired of fucking her.

To answer your question, both. Money is the primary motivation for sex in any woman. My concern is who are you most likely to get caught screwing? Celebrity or a no-body.

In an unrelated story… I accidentally dropped my cell phone in the lake today. :uhh::snky::gotme:

j/k

http://www.the-spearhead.com/2009/12/02/female-columnist-applauds-domestic-violence-in-tiger-woods-incident/

Female Columnist Applauds Domestic Violence in Tiger Woods Incident

Tiger…lol

saw this in the nov 30 business week… haha…

http://nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=11232&stc=1&d=1259891441

So, now, if she is persuaded to stay, she knows little will be the same. Her quiet life is finished. A Los Angeles-based paparazzo told me that a photo of Elin and the children would fetch $250,000. Some agencies are offering $100,000 just for tips that pay off with photos.

That’s gross.

So the people that wrote in to say “fox is blowing this out of proportion”, well now we see that maybe this was one big ass story.

This dude paid millions for some strange. Women, the fuckin downfall of every powerful man.

http://www.skoopy.com/watch/Tiger-Woods-Mistress-Sex-Tape.html

Wouldnt be hurting him in the slightest if he wasnt dumb enough to get married

Yeah seriously. If you have $1-5 million net, then you can get married But anything over that (and he was way, way over that), why the fuck risk losing half your fortune to some bitch?

I think Bill Gates is the only unacceptably rich person to have a successful marriage.

isn’t that why he has a prenup?

No reason to. Not to mention he loses the ability to shut her the fuck up.
Not married = “Either STFU and let me do what i want, or GTFO and send in the next hot blonde model in line. I’m keeping the kid. Good talk.”

Being rich isn’t the problem. Being a celebrity is. I was listening to the radio the other morning and they had some reporter on. He was investigating this whole thing and mentioning how these PGA tours are basically just a men’s social club with a little golf thrown in. He was mentioning a bunch of stuff about how there are golf groupies and all this stuff. He made one comment that boiled down to, if you walk into the clubhouse after a round and asked another golfer about this situation, he would probably say, “Tiger got caught? Too bad, it was only a matter of time”.

I think a lot of us are missing a lot of pieces to this story. It’s not just cut and dry like he went out to a random dance club to pick up a random cocktail waitresses to fuck. Sounds to me like this is a common thing and that there is a sort of behind the scenes PGA culture that most people don’t realize.

Did you think Phil met his super hot wife at the grocery store based on his good looks? :lol:

I don’t know much about golf/golf players. I bet most people in this thread and following this story are the same way. I have NO IDEA who phil mickelson’s wife is.

LOL, but funny enough, google’s second suggestion for me typing “phil mi” is “phil mickelson wife” HAH. She is a bomb-shell huh?

http://images.wikia.com/openserving/sports/images/2/2b/AmyMickelson.jpg
she is for him if he was just a random middle-aged dude.

she is hot


They were covering these on O&A yesterday…fucking hilarious.
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)

Jaimee: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :frowning:

Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend :wink:

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf :wink:

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger: oh stop :slight_smile:

Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn’t that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true … I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee’s mention of a date who was “full of himself”] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn’t and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I’m bone thugs in harmon

Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger: don’t text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :frowning: I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u :wink:

Tiger: Because I’m blasian :slight_smile:

Tiger: I’m sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I’m putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off

Tiger: :slight_smile: you are too funny

Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee: u too love