If I was Tiger, I’d be rolling around with no less than 3 dimes at any time. Marriage was a mistake.
wow!
meh, not really
With the secret slampiece he gets to have his cake and eat it too. I don’t condone it, but given the atmosphere he’s in, you can hardly blame him. Being in that spotlight would suck.
This whole situation is just a minor roadblock for him. I HIGHLY doubt it’s going to affect his life for much longer. Either she will realize that she loves being a celebrity wife and choose to forget about it, or she will leave him, take a bunch of his money(that he won’t give a fuck about) and that will be the end of it.
im just sayin. that much money/celebrity status, I’d be plugging all sorts of hot chicks.
clearly he is, wife or no wife lol
I’d give him a fistbump if I ran into him right now.
LOL HOES
ludacris)
HOE (ho)
you’z a ho(ho jessica)
(chorus)
you’z a ho(ho)
You’z a ho(ho)
You’z a ho(ho)
I said dat you’z a ho
[Repeat 1x]
[Ludacris]
You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too
[chorus x2]
[Ludacris]
Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far
Ho! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!)
Cuz youza
[chorus 2x]
[Ludacris]
You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o’s
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya’ll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too
[chorus x2]
(Ho)
Muthafuckas im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin
bout hos this, hos that, you tha muthafuckin ho nigga
I wasnt no ho last night
(Pimp)
Ho, bring yo ass!
(Ho)
Ok, hold on
tiger gets double fistpump for being the king of the PGA and thus getting first dibs on any piece of ass that walks into the clubhouse.
he’s pretty much bro king right now
i disagree. Bill Clinton is known as the president that got a blow job. Tiger Woods may the best golfer to ever play the game, be he will be known as the best golfer ever who had an affair with a cocktail waitress
the brodiest of bros couldn’t touch tiger’s bro status
which doesn’t affect shit. Tiger will still do all of the following:
- Play Golf
- Make more money than you could ever dream of making
- Be the King of the PGA tour
- Most importantly, he will continue to lay the pipe in hot broads on tour
Bill Clinton is still doing pretty awesome also. That guy NEVER sees his wife. They don’t even live in the same state. Talk about having your cake and eating it too.
this.
If I was married to Hilary I would never want to see her either.
what’s the difference between a Cadillac and a gold ball?
tiger can drive the golf ball 300 yards straight.
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ – a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
lol
Hi, I’m Tiger Woods, and I fuck bitches.
^lol.
Some of those, YES PLEASE… but man, some other you can tell his standards aren’t real high. 