What I really like to do is come home really drunk at like 4am, and run into the bedroom screaming “the house is on fire, the house is on fire!” Then when she jumps out of bed, I beat her for being gullible.
What I really like to do is come home really drunk at like 4am, and run into the bedroom screaming “the house is on fire, the house is on fire!” Then when she jumps out of bed, I beat her for being gullible.