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Top 25 ways to tell if you’re a redneck
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The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
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You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
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You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
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You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
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Jack Daniel’s makes your list of “most admired people.”
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You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
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Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey y’all watch this.”
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You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
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Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
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Your junior prom had a daycare.
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You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, “Gentlemen start your engines.”
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You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
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The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
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You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
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One of your kids was born on a pool table.
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You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
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You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.
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You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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Somebody hollers “Hoe Down” and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Cool Whip” on the side.
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The biggest city you’ve ever been to is Wal-Mart.
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Your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V.
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Your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home.
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You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.