#1. A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…
#2. You carry your front porch with you…
#3. You need fashion tips from your husband…
#4. You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture…
(and your fiancé ¬looks like she is 12)
#5. Your wedding picture looked like this.
#6. And your wedding cake looked like this…
#7. Your mailbox looks like this…
#8. Your doghouse looks like this…
#9. Your pickup looks like this…
#10. You have a deer’s butt for a door bell…
#11. You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…
#12. Or if you were quoted in the local paper saying…
