Top ten most rediculous british laws

Lol at number 3!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071106/od_afp/britainlawsoffbeat

Respondents were given a shortlist and asked to vote.
Most ridiculous British law:

  1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)
  2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)
  3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)
  4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)
  5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)
  6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet (four percent)
  7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)
  8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)
  9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)
  10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

Not bad.

#3… “No, I need the snails from the bottom of the cold tank”. /deuce

I like #10…I would set an enemy up for that one…

i’ll wear my armor any damn place i want

lol @ pregnant women being able to relieve themselves anywhere they want including a police officer’s helmet

How do you charge a person with #1, quick get them out before he dies.

Ridiculous. :slight_smile:

And I would utilize #5 so often.

so what the hell am i supposed to eat on christmas day!!!

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Ridiculous. :slight_smile:

And I would utilize #5 so often.

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I would totally piss with the seat down too.