" MOM!!! MOM!!! The guys on Shift said I can’t play with them anymore!!"
“Ok hunny, well, find some new friends!!”
“But MOM!! It isn’t fair!! Why can’t I play with them like everyone else?”
“Because hunny. Remember how you stole money from three of them, then left your toys over at that one guys house and never went back to get it? Well, people don’t like that hunny.”
“But MOM that was like, a whole year ago.”
“People don’t forget”