Travis' STi-Tragedy or Karma? !!!NWSWN!!!

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OK. From the top…

-14 JClark Points from Stage9SuperchargedSlowCar for being an oversensitive weiner.

Top notch. 10 JClark Points for the promised Waaaahbulence and an extra +1 JClark Point for animation.

HILARIOUS. +13 JClark Points!

Thanks for asking. The JClark Points system is a way rewarding valuable Shift members that arent whiny emo cry-babies or take anything on this forum seriously. JClark Points are awarded on a completely arbitrary basis. Prizes WILL be awarded.

Exhibit A—v

+4 JClark Points for not giving into the oversensitive whiners.

+4 JClark Points to both. Total of +8 JClark Points.

+3 JClark Points for initiative
-5 JClark Points for suggesting my arbitrary points system should be changed. How dare you?
-1 JClark Point(s) because I never got to see the NWS because I was at work.
-3 Net JClark Points

Totals will be updated momentarily

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I work on a whaaaaaaaambulance. I had a 6 year old that lost the tip of his thumb in an aggressively closed door. :eek

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:wow

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+4 JClark Points for working on a Waaaahbulence. I owe many, many EMTs a beer or two.

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I want JClark points :sad

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-24 for bitching about not having any

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I dont care about gaymer points

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I’m tempted but I’ve already edited by sig 9 times tonight.

Suggestions:
Post NWS in a new thread marked noodz
Double your JClark Points for NWS of ex gf’s w/ proof
Quadruple your JClark Points for NWS of current gf noodz w/ proof
Make fun of someone taking things too seriously
Dont take things too seriously

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first kramerbutts from dave

now gaymer from you

i might just have to /myself now :sad

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wait a minute, bewbies get points? check your Gmail.

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When the hell did I get points? :rofl

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TOP NOTCH. +12 JClark Points the second it is posted on the forum.

The only way you can earn JClark Points outside of the forum is either by buying me Jameson or a stripper. Or both.

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i cant do that. one outside viewer is a enough.

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I have a whole damn bottle…

of strippers

:shifty

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I’m sorry. The JClark Points system is for the benefit of the forum.

Top notch though. Top notch.

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Strippers are people too yknow. Benny, you’re so insensitive,

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benny,s just hurt strippers hate men wit bigger tits than them ;D

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No way does any local stripper have bigger tits than BennyFiz ! Liar!

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:lol

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i should get atleast half credit. sometimes you just have to be selfish and only help out a few people, i dont want these guys to hurt themselves beating off to my ex all night