ugh!

i have a house full of women.

Are they hot women?

just my wife. it’s some kind of pampered chef party.

tell them to all start cooking then!

god i love that picture.

they are , i get the leftovers

i love it because its true.

If you would ever say that in my house… you would SERIOUSLY get your ass kicked. Again with the “you’ve got big balls when I’m not standing beside you”…

Eurodad loved every minute of it… All the girls just love him…

:3some:

:jerkit:

why don’t women need umbrellas… bc it never rains between the bedroom and the kitchen

why do brides wear white… because the dishwasher should match the washing machine.

LMAO

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Bring it tough guy…

I have to admit … that is actually funny…

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

after you drop a load in the washing machine you dont have to cuddle.

weak