I need them, lots of them, to grossly offend one of the dumbest girls ever that’s so blindly a feminist because she needs something to identify herself by when in fact, she’s so clueless and dumb about so many things, especially what feminists try to achieve/stand for, that she’s probably the last person women would want representing them and their rights.
holy run on sentence
Want to hear a joke?
Women’s rights.
anything where you start out by making a statement supporting equal gender roles and end with her getting in the kitchen/on her knees/ making you a sandwich
Why don’t women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
The man, he shouldn’t be driving in the kitchen.
And my personal favorite:
What do you call the useless skin around the vagaina?
The woman
Hahahah my friend just got out of the bathroom and she told me this one after seeing this thread:
What do you call a woman reading a blank sheet of paper?
A woman reading her rights
why dont woman wear watches?
cause theres a clock on the stove.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you’ve already told her twice.
What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
made the chain too long.
Epic
This will provide some humor.
http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77254
I love idiot girls in my women’s rights classes that are so dumb it hurts. I am almost tempted to start making jokes at them about my own kind. Those are the girls going to school to get their Mrs. :banghead:
reminds me of an Egyptian proverb. " Beat your wife every day. For if you don’t know why , she surley does.
Why are women’s feet smaller than men’s?
To get closer to the sink/stove
Just say that. :carnut
why couldn’t helen keller drive?
because she was a woman.
I had to log in again to view that thread.
Why are women so smart during sex?
Cause they’re being plugged by a genius.
What do all women with black eyes have in common?
They don’t listen.
Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something intelligent?
A: She starts out with, “A man once said…”
Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says: “So you would love her.”
“But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”
God says, “So she would love you.”
what have you done wrong when your woman changes the tv channel on you??..given her too much chain
How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it better be open when she brings it to you