UM.... holy awesome. zombies. is this legit?

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, “We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all.”

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

UPDATED FRIDAY APRIL 1st

dumbass

:lol:

I wouldn’t have believed it even if it wasn’t April 1st.

oof. pwnt.

i just really like zombies.
and robots.
ALOT.
tattoos coming soon.

lolol…

and OT…newman…avatar = teh win LOL

WHAT’S WHOOPIE!?

im glad someone knew what it was from!

i took me forever to find the pic, because i typed in gill hicks… not GIL hicks.

Doh

HAHAHAHAHAH…good times

i kinda wanna watch that movie now

cambodia = $1 lobster dinners

“so they all started furiously masterbating”

Justin knows how to survive a zombie attack you can too just buy this informative book

or survive an immeninent rise of the machines

or that must have book for all ages

fake news = crazy numbers in the link
always check for news.bbc.co.uk for bbc news articles…
like that:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4449860.stm

:slight_smile:

:lol:OMG! zombie attacks