Really OT but I had a bad grion pull once and applied a hefty amount of IcyHot dangerously close to my sachel region. Needless to say I endured one of he most painful hour or two of my life.
Note to self: IcyHot on balls = your gonna have a bad tiiiiimmmmee.
[quote=“FightinMike,post:37,topic:24731"”]
Haha smashing!
Walter I do believe your e-penis grew another inch.
What’s it feel like to have one more then the flaccid member you pull at nightly, slowly weeping at its inability to ever pleasure a woman.
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I think you are getting yourself confused with me there. Just because you have a 1 inch ever flacid member doesn’t mean “it happens to all guys” like your mom tells you.
Don’t worry tiger, we all still think you are cool, and everyone here agrees with you, thinking I’m just strocking my e-penis. :suckoff:
I’m 1 inch flacid… A mega Grower, definitely not a shower :-/
[quote=“walter,post:42,topic:24731"”]
I think you are getting yourself confused with me there. Just because you have a 1 inch ever flacid member doesn’t mean “it happens to all guys” like your mom tells you.
Don’t worry tiger, we all still think you are cool, and everyone here agrees with you, thinking I’m just strocking my e-penis. :suckoff:
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*Flaccid
*Stroking
OOhh and a “your mom joke” wow, really digging up the gems, did you steal that from someone else too?
also if you are afraid of razors. try whacking off with shampoo, and when you are done don’t wash it off… its just like waxing but a little more painful…
also when it dries it will not come off with water… so you kind of have to peel it off.
Dont get the shampoo in the pee-hole though. It stings.
shampoo in the pee-hole is the worst kind of pain ever. i dont whack it with shampoo anymore
[quote=“FightinMike,post:44,topic:24731"”]
*Flaccid
*Stroking
OOhh and a “your mom joke” wow, really digging up the gems, did you steal that from someone else too?
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That wasn’t a mom joke you illiterate fool.:banghead:
[quote=“jballz86,post:41,topic:24731"”]
Note to self: IcyHot on balls = your gonna have a bad tiiiiimmmmee.
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if you french fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time
[quote=“Coldaccord,post:50,topic:24731"”]
if you french fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time
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Was wondering if anyone was going to catch that.
L for you :pimp:
[quote=“Coldaccord,post:50,topic:24731"”]
if you french fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time
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southpark quotes:tup:
ssssooooo i got board and thought of this thread, and i ran out of shaving cream 1/2 thru WOW bad idea needless to say im walking a bit funny
board?
bah. use the flip out part of an electric shaver and do your thing. i dont like to flirt with disaster, so the gentle areas stay in the shade 
i did do that, but i still got stubble i got most of it took forever but i had nothign elese to do
take a day off work and tell them that you shaved your ballsack because of an internet car forum and fucked it up.
now thats a new one, i got to try that my grandma died about 6 times anyway
:needpic:
ur balls are ur business man
[quote=“ineedacar,post:59,topic:24731"”]
:needpic:
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bad.
wrong.
fuck.
one of the few threads that smily should never exist in.
edit: haha, nice try to edit that one out !! :gay: