Um, I know this is being done on fb, but I think it’s fucking hilarious. Can we do it here? Please?
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, and post the first result.
Dawn - An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is proud of it.
Michael - A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste…in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend…mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend…mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment…mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl…mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he’s perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.
Mike - To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot
Twom - A straight that isn’t quite a straight when playing poker; a four card straight instead of five. Often causing the player to bet large on a losing hand.
I put all my money on that hand!
Mark- the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you’ll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you’re impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you’re left with is superet and that’s pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!
paul
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: “small” or “humble”). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause’ Stone Cold said so.
James 4276 up, 1416 down
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
Yeah that’s about right.
fail.
thats result #2
michael: who is closest to god
yup, sounds about wrong
Robert- The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
Joseph: A man’s man. Extremely Awesome.
:tup:
Jason - the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November
"Jason is a very unique name"Luke 1699 up, 667 down love it hate it
A person with a gigantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
gigantic schlong.
Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve’s) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
A man’s man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
:tup:
Joanna:
1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of.
I never knew you were a girl. The Princess of Power avatar and all.
Edit: Princess of Power. WTF is Princess of Power?
She-Ra, Princess of Power! From the He-Man series!!
I don’t like leg humpers so I don’t make it obvious that I’m female in my posts here. It’s just easier sometimes 
OMGNOODZORBANIVENEVERBEENLAIDINMYLIFEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
wait, wat
Walter-a common name for a typical white man . for example a walter is the type of guy who plays golf , reads the newspaper, is very polite , etc .
Richard Esposito is such a Walter for always talking about guiseppe ross
I can’t make this shit up.