Do yours! Saw people on FB doing it, so i figured id post it here.
i searched other names but mine has some funny ones. The best part is the examples/quotes hahaha
haha mine kicks ass
my name means taco in hindu…
lmfao!!!
eric
A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!
A huge cock…like incredibly huge!
Fuckin eh! 
Evan
- to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
- one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is “pious beyond reason”) 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
- to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to “take it in the face” 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
lol… epic…
Mike: A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools.
Spencer: Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man.Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and masterful guitar skills. A virtuoso in video games and electronics. Known for his friendship making skills and other social oddities.
haha I remmeber years ago me and my buddies checking all kinds of things.
Hilarious site.
My first name , Eric
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He’s charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny…everything you want in a guy. It’s impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
“did you see eric…damn that bitch is fine!”
My middle name, Cyprian
a international guy, who is freakishly nice.
“wow, hes so kind- such a Cyprian.”
And last name, Ethier
someone who has many odd obsessions. Possible consisting of longboards, black, jeeps, bikes, motorcycles, super smash bros., thermoses, bagels, guns, collared shirts, vans, his basement, lifting, mel, tents, and other weird obsessions. Although he has weird obsessions, but he’s the kid everyone learns to love.
“Ethier is one weird kid.”
hottest guy ever!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.
Travis es en fuego!!
My last name is as equally epic in urban definition. Fuck yeah!
Haha, mine owns…
Daniel:
#1. Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
Heck yes
buy simon mugs, tshirts and magnetsA Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn’t leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
update by idiots…
Darian - from darius - persian king? or;
http://scottishhistory.suite101.com/article.cfm/darien_new_caledonia
mines funny
Alex -1. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
lol.