i shit you not… thats what just came up
Yep, #5.
- Joey 305 up, 163 down love ithate it
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don’t we all?
- joey 254 up, 132 down love ithate it
irish for big dick
american slang for likes to mess with total assholes
usually a spazz
dude did you hear what jack did to old man jenkins?
no… shut up and tell me!
he put on a speedo and did that "party boy " thing from jackass then kicked him in balls!
haha, what a joey
:rofl :banana
- joey 4 up, 15 down
fag who like men and and stuff up his but
did you see joey at the gay bar?
:lmao Sorry had to…
Yeahhh, 23. is #23 because it’s the least likely result…bitch! :nana
:lol Yeah there were some others up front, but they just werent as good as that one
Matt
1551 up, 426 down love it hate it
ancient Greek translation for “eternal sex-god”. It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
sex god matt names definitions greek fact
Masturbating After Touching Titties.
or
Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
play with self self gratification masturbate after party touch self
An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The ‘Matt’ are often popular due to their social adeptness.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new movie 300? It was kick ass.
Girl 2: Of course! It was like a movie of 300 half-naked Matts!
matt sexy beast 300 matthew mat
Layer of Exemplary Cock.
Damn. She is so lucky to be with that matt.
classic praiseworthy meritorious laudable inculpable
Ilya
sexy intelegent and perfect in every way
hey ilya you look like ilya today
72 up, 33 down
That’s kinda gay…
sean 614 up, 154 down love ithate it
used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean.
Don’t pull a sean, just be nice.
nice
Pretty much describes us
That’s so on point :rofl
ya perfect
Yeah that sums sean up, he keeps punching you in the fuckin elbow till you wanna rip his head off, then tells you how cool your car is to get out of the beating :lol
:rofl :crackup :crackup
Whoa whoa whoa whoa I never once said your car was cool
what care are you talking about :nuts
thanks for looking out
:confused
one tard looking out for another :banana